5.12.2008

Uwe have to stop. Pleaze.


See what I totally did there?

Uwe Boll, our favorite director, has decided that he is the best candidate to make a GTA movie...Yep. I wouldn't worry. Rockstar wouldn't let Boll buy a copy of the game let alone have the rights to make a crapfest movie.

It's times like these I wish someone worthy would challenge Boll to a fight and knock him unconscious. You know, since that's the only way for him to "prove" himself these days.

People wonder how he is able to continue his profession...or rather, noobfession. Well, it's people like you that rent his movies which actually accrue enough money for producers to fund his next project. DVD rentals are just as important as box office success.

Stop renting and he will disappear.

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